Because rainy day fluffies needed to happen.  I have a headcanon that modern AU Motochika plays Hawaiian slack-key (ki ho’ale) style guitar sometimes.  When he’s not trying to annoy his partner.  Inspired by this melody (Though I have yet to see the movie.  The soundtrack is wonderful.)  Of course most of this was also inspired by JP.  GDI JP.

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     Rain pounded against the windowpanes of the little apartment in a steady drumroll. Fat droplets steaked down the glass, sometimes colliding with others in a race to the bottom. It was the middle of the day, yet the sky was night-dark. Occasionally, a blinding flash of lightning would slash across the sky, followed by thunder loud enough to rattle the windows.

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More fanfic a la Squirrelking.  Prompt is to be blamed on Rikyunn.

One day Moori Motonoori teh Lord of Aki and Child of teh Sun was walking along the beach of the Seto Sea in Chugoku and he almost trips on something because his boots have heels on them because he is short. Since there are no worthless prawns to blame Moori Motonoori searches and tries to find the object that dared to interrupt his morning beach stroll on the beach. It is a coconut and Moori Motonoori thinks it is strange because there are no coconuts in Chewgoku and he would know because he knows everything that goes on in Choogoku.

This is all the doing of that dumb pirate Choosokabe Motoochika says Moori Motonoori. He put this coconut here so that I would trip on it and then he can invade Choogoku when I am recovering, but he has FAILED and I will show him the power of the Sun. Then Moori Mootonori went and gathered up all of his useless prawns and went fast on his boat to the place where Motoochika was on the Demon Island of Sheekoku.

CHOOSOKABE MOTOOCHIKA YOU’RE PLAN HAS FAILED Moori Motonoori shouts. I DIDNT NOT TRIP ON THAT COCONUT THAT YOU PUT ON MY BEACH AND NOW YOU WILL NOT COME TO AKI AND STEAL MY OKRA PLANTS.

Choosokabe Mootchika has to come and see what all the noise is and why there is a giant veggie attacking his men. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MOORI MOTONOORI, I DON’T HAVE NO COCONUTS AND STOP KILLING MY MANS IT’S NOT NICE.

Yes you did put a coconut on my beach because you wanted me to trip and fall and then you would come and invade my castle and steal all my okra plants said Moori Motonoori.

Meanwhile back in some other place Matsu was trying to find the coconut that she had sent out her hawk to get but she couldn’t find it but that’s probably because she sent out a hawk when it should have been a swallow.

THE END?

Mouri was uncertain just how long he had been staring at the fires, but he finally turned toward his quarters with a frustrated sigh. The cold wind rustled against his garments, causing the slender man to shiver. He had refused to change into his usual evening garb, hoping it would irritate the moron that he had agreed to entertain. Maybe that idiot had gotten himself drunk and forgotten this whole fiasco. Mouri could pass the night in his usual blessed solitude, and tomorrow morning the cycle of conflict with with the pirates would continue as usual. As planned. He slunk through the doorway to his chamber.

“Wondered when ya’d show up.”

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Pffff this was my first ever fanfic.  Motos, of course.

Mouri Motonari gazed out over the expanse of the Seto Inland Sea, waiting, mentally reviewing the day’s events. What had compelled him to agree to that man’s absurd request? The Great Sun had just sunk below the horizon; the night was now lit only by the fires of the palace and further away, toward the harbor, from the camp of the pirates. The pirates. Why had he, the great Mouri Motonari, allowed those irritating, raucous idiots to land there again? It was a question he had to ask himself every time they appeared, traveling from their miserable island of Shikoku to the main of Hi no Moto. The image came into his mind, the single sparkling ocean-blue eye and arrogant grin of the pirates’ captain. Chousokabe Motochika. The most irritating, raucous idiot of them all.

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My Little Kitsune - Mouri Motonari.

Yes, this is what I do with my weekends.

One day Matsu teh best cook of the Sengoku decided to have a big giant big party for all of her friends and husband and monkeys.
“Everones should bring something good though so I don’t have to cook for everyone all the time” she said.
When Takeda Shingen heard of this he said YUKIMURA!
And Sanada Yukimur said OYAKATA SAMA and they shouted a lot at each other and Sasuk just shook his head.
Finally after yelling lots at each other Takeda Shingen finally said YUKIMURA I SHALL MAKE A PIE TO BRING TO MATSUS PARTY THERE. And Sanada Yukimura said OYAKATASAMA! IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS PIE TO BRING HONOR TO THE TAKEDAS. THIS YUKMURA SHALL HELP YOU.

GO BRING ME THE APPLES roard Takeda Shingen and punched him in face and he flew off to top of sky.
When Ssananda Yukimura returned he said I HAVE FAILED OYAKATA SAMA I COULDNT NOT FIND APPLES ONLY PERSIMMONS.
Takeda Shingen was sad because he really wanted the apple pie to bring but then Sasuke said Oyakatasama those trees over there are appl trees :D.

Takeda Shingen saw taht they were in fact trees with apples on them. He raised ax with a mighty roar and swing it at trees and his mighty aura of strong caused the apples to fly off the trees and be cut into peices and become baked appl pies all at once.

YUKIMUR, SASKE NOW WE HAVE PIES FOR MATSU. WE SHOULD GO FASTER TO THE PLACE WHERE THEY ARE NOW.
They went to party and everoen was amazed by Takeda Shingens pies.